BEST REASON TO BE VEGAN

A ring at the door and two hard knocks. Must be the UPS guy. I open the door and expect to see a box. No box, just a guy. "Hey, I had a delivery for Dr. Pallack, and I have some stuff left over. Steaks.."
"No, I'm vegetarian."
"I have seafood."
"I'm vegan. I don't eat any of that stuff."
"Oh, alright. Yeah, most of the time people say vegetarian, so I say seafood. If they are they'll say vegan, otherwise I know they're just bullshittin me."
"No, don't eat the stuff."
"Hey, I got some of those burgers, how are you supposed to cook 'em?"
"Most of that stuff is no good. You gotta cook em in olive oil. It's really that. Olive oil."
"alright. have a good day."
"Yeah, good luck."

So. Vegan is known to those selling the "overstock" of steak door to door. You don't know if that stuff is defrosted, discarded and then frozen for resale to suckers door to door.

Unless the guy had organic produce, which NEVER happens, no one's calling soon! - Anthony Torres www.GoSluggo.com